Laugh Therapy

wow what was that. i was trying to write the title for this blog and had to pause...how do you spell therapy again? hahaha. funny. i seem to have lost my brain for a minute there. just thinking out loud...anyway...okay, it's friday tomorrow! it's officially my second week as a bona fide tax payer...LOL. and i'm getting my first paycheck too! woohoo!!! work has been really great! and challenging.  i'm still under training, and trying to digest all of the software ins and outs on the job (that, i must admit is a breeze...) the hard part is...trying to drink up all of these biochemistry con medical thingamajigs behind each health product our company carries. aaahhh customer support!  pretty modest and self-effacing.  i like it.  the best part is...it's not all service.  it's actually highly cerebral given the nature of our company.  let me refresh my memory...Acetyl-L-Carnitine is the acetyl ester of L-carnitine. It occurs naturally in animal products. Chemically, acetyl-L-carnitine is known as beta-acetoxy-gamma-N, N, N-trimethylaminobutyrate yada yada yada!!! that's good. i'm stimulating my intellect while happily expanding my tree...new skills, new environment, new peeps. hopefully new friends too?

here's some laugh therapy for yah all.  my co-worker sent it today. i don't usually put forwarded emails on my blog...but this one i really just had to share!!!

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling
Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences! with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15 Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......


Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
Its Called .... Therapy